direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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