We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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