no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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