I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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