i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
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She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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