Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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