wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
This house was built for laser tag.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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