Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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