i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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