i want to swaddle you in tequila
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
His nipple licking is glorious
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