somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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