Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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