I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I forget how to act sober
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