I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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