Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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