so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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