no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
she looked like the before picture.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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