Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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