The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar