Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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