yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
the liver wants what the liver wants
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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