# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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