piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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