My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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