Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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