quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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