I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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