I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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