i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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