I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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