I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
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The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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