idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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