So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
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It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Who died my cat blue again?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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