I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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