everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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