Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
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I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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