i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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