Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
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please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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