I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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