I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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