I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
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Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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