i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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