didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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