I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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