I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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