So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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