belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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