Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
