1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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