real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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