i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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