My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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Are we still banned from the library?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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