Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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