They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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